My NYE Mix

"1. The Happiest Girl In The Whole U. S. A. - Donna Fargo
2. Help Me - Joni Mitchell
3. Paper Planes - M.I.A.
4. Creeper - Islands
5. Punch You In The Eye - Phish
6. wear and tear - Tom Brosseau
7. We All Belong - Dr. Dog
8. Love In The Harbour - A Band of Bees"

Dive Bars....

I love dive bars. It's usually the place where no one knows your name and the people don't care if you came. My visits to the local watering hole are few and far between, but when I am out I like these shabby establishments. I suppose the biggest attraction is that I, most likely, will not run into someone I don't want to see. No one cares what I do for a living and wants to make stupid small talk. A trip to the dive bar, for me, means fulfilling the initial goal: to get drunk with the comraderie of strangers. I know the night has been a success if I spend 10 bucks on the juke box and dance to classic rock all night.

As of late I have notcied the increase of violence at a couple of dive bars in town. Are people attracted to violence? It makes me sad because I, too, love these bars. The only alternative is to visit a more upscale and expensive bar, which provide me nothing but boredom. My latest patterns of social drinking have been in the confinements of my own home. It's cheap, it's safe, and there is no dress code. If the dive bars can't get it under control, I will continue to stay home.

Do I sound like a drunk?

Rock O' Love

Attention folks out there in tv land. For those of you who care, Brett Michaels has found his rock of love! After years and years of dating the same type of women, Brett has decided to go with someone his own age! "Last season I made the wrong decision and sacrificed my rock of love. I didn't want to make the same mistake twice. This season I have found my rock of lust, rock of like, AND my rock of love." If you still have not watched the season finale, you are in for a treat. Instead of ruining the surprise, I will let you tune into VH1 ans see the outcome yourself. Oh...and Brett has hair underneath that bandana as you will see in the season finale.

FLDS

I am now a member.

Contra Dancing

This weekend I am headed to Vermont to take part in a community contra dance. The last time I have done anything like this was in the fourth grade in gym class. I am looking forward to this event, mostly, because my fiance has agreed to try it out. The only time he ever dances is when he imbibes 2 or 3 long island ice teas, or when the music is of slow nature. You see, we are having a contra dance for our rehearsal dinner and we want to look like we are well practiced in front of all of our guests. Should be interesting to say the least...

headaches and stuff...

Is it possible to have a headache that lasts more than a month?

Top Ten Cereal List

10. Grape nuts

9. Honey Bunches of Oats

8. Cinnimon Toast crunch

7. Golden Grahms

6. Cheerios

5. Peanut butter Cap'n Crunch

4. Lucky Charms

3. Life

2. Cocoa Puffs

1. Cinnamon Life

Bonbon

Just so you all know, to your left is a Bonbon. This particular bonbon has a cherry inside. Let me give ya'll a heads up on something. Bonbon in Spanish is Bombon. Bonbon in Portuguese is Bombom. Weird, huh?

slippery slope

I hate condoms. Condoms are for dirty people. Condoms send the message that people can just have sex all the time. Putting condoms in schools will make kids think that it is okay to just fuck all the time. People who believe in condoms are usually atheists. I hate athiests. Atheists are messengers sent from Satan to steal all of our innocent children's souls. Atheists love condoms. Athiests also love illegal immigrants. The end.